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You've reached [name]'s voicemail. If you need to get a message to me, if possible please send a text, or send an e-mail to [e-mail address], rather than leave voicemail. I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Again, please text me, or send an e-mail to [e-mail address].

(Posted because last time I mentioned thinking about doing this, a lot of you said WOW YES I SHOULD DO THAT THING-- so here is the wording I settled on, but it'd be great to know what you decide on if you do something similar!)

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Date: 2013-08-22 05:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ceb
We put a lot of effort into trying to get people not to leave messages on the old house phone (long story, there was some reason I forget why we couldn't turn the voicemail off). Messages with words in don't work. Even if you make them 10 minutes long and full of "Please do not leave voicemail here, we won't hear it" repeatedly, people will sit through it and then leave a message. We eventually settled on something that sounded like a very noisy modem, which mostly worked. I have no idea whether people would recognise modem noises these days though, especially if this is for a mobile number...

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Date: 2013-08-22 05:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kake
Mine says "Please don't leave a voicemail because I probably won't be able to understand it. Email or text me instead." It seems to mostly work, in concert with telling people that my handset can't do voice calls (which is true).

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Date: 2013-08-22 05:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kake
Yes, I'm lucky in that I don't actually need to be left voicemail by (or receive voice calls from) anyone. And I have a couple of friends who are happy to make phone calls for me if I need to e.g. check when a restaurant is open.

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Date: 2013-08-23 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] swaldman
The NHS *shouldn't* leave voicemail. At least, the bit where I used to work had a policy that one does not leave voicemail, since you don't know who will listen to it and thus you can't ensure confidentiality.[1]
I could see an argument for relaxing that for mobile voicemail, on the basis that mobile phones are pretty personal and not generally shared by multiple people, but I've no idea whether that may have happened. Or, indeed, whether such policies may vary between organisations within the NHS.


[1] (This did cause trouble with some people who use their mobiles pretty much as answering services, sending any unknown number to voicemail.)

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Date: 2013-08-23 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] swaldman
Ah, right.
We weren't even allowed to do that, in case family members (or whoever) found out that an NHS person had called. Clearly policies do differ somewhat, and it sounds like you have a more useful compromise ;-)

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Date: 2013-08-26 04:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pipisafoat
In my (US-based) experience, doctor offices & the like have a place where you can fill out if they can leave messages or not (and some even have asked detailed messages vs callback messages), so that's my perspective! And that I can set different things for different numbers. So my cell phone they can leave detailed messages on any matter, my mother's house phone is detailed from billing only and otherwise callback, her cell phone is callback only. (And they also aren't allowed to tell her anything other than billing, so even if she does call them back about anything else! That was just a measure set up when I lived with her one summer & had no cell reception at her house.)

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Date: 2013-08-22 05:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] syntaxofthings
Okay, that is most definitely one of the best voice mail messages ever.

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Date: 2013-08-22 06:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wild_irises
Good luck! For years, my home voice mail has my partner's cell phone number on it and an explanation that he doesn't answer the home phone. It is amazing to me how few people pay attention. But the attempt is still well worth it.

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Date: 2013-08-22 08:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] happydork
A friend of mine does, "I very rarely check my messages, so if you can, please send a text or email me at [...]" -- I think that's pretty successful for her, including having got texts from NHS people.

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Date: 2013-08-23 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] swaldman
If I heard this I would of course respect it, but also wonder... why?

In the past it sometimes used to be that people were charged to retrieve voicemail, but I get the feeling that isn't it in this case. So I'm curious.

Also, can you not turn off voicemail with your network?

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